When Using the Ladies Room, Poof Can Make Everything Smell Great!
One of the hazards of using restrooms at various events, lounges and restaurants is that sometimes the person before you left with an aroma that doesn’t smell too terrific.
I could sit here and write up something that’s pretty interesting but I have to tell you that the PR person representing the product I am about to feature did an absolute stellar — and may I say funny, even hilarious — job on this release for a product called POOF!
I would rather share her presentation with you because quite frankly, I can’t outdo her. (Lynn is a friend and she’s got the magic touch as well as a magical product).
Every once in a while, a new product comes out that fulfills a universal need, is absolutely necessary to social well being, essential to the preservation of civilization and even helps keep romance alive. Today, this product is POOF.
Poof Toilet Deodorizer.
Ladies, we are free. Free to eat dinner and spend the night at his place. Free to share a hotel room and not sweat the inevitable. Free to use the restroom everywhere and anywhere. One drop of POOF makes it perfectly safe and utterly odorless.
Poof isn’t a floral spray (like they ever fooled anyone?) It’s an impermeable solution. One drop spreads across the surface of the water in a toilet bowl so nothing can penetrate..
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Simple, elegant and efficient. A quick flush and everyone will think you really were powdering your nose.
Poof is the unmentionable yet long awaited answer to something that’s been a problem since Eve realized she couldn’t go until Adam left the Garden
Now was that cute, funny, and worth a giggle or two? If you say no, then put your money where your Poof should be and post a comment to this blog.
Rather than just “endure” this odoriferous situtation. you can make it go away in a “poof” . You really can– it’s as simple as snapping your fingers. This bottle is small enough to easily fit into a pocket and the smallest clutch. Buy it and you won’t be sorry!
Now if men would just get the message and get some POOF too– then the world would be just about perfect. (notice the qualifier there)