Given the current events of the last couple days regarding Lindsay Lohan and her DUI and possession arrest, this parody from Haystack.com is MORE than art imitating life– it’s art PREDICTING life.. at least when it comes to Lindsay Lohan.
So if you haven’t seen this post, give it a quick run-through and check out the Haystack.com Lindsay First Sober Birthday Lohan profile. .. It’s telllingly– and very very wildly– true to life
Maybe you haven’t heard of Haystack.com.. it’s a brand new website featuring music: streaming mp3s, videos, profiles and lots more about music in a variety of genres. I love it and have a profile there.
I was noodling around the site when someone from Haystack who knows that I cover the music beat, asked me if I wanted to see something really funny– a satire on the celebrity image of Lindsay Lohan.
There are a slew of songs featured, a funny video and a hysterical profile –a snippet of which is posted below. NOTE: I did not write the profile. All copyright belongs to Haystack.. The link is called SOBER LINDSAY!!
Lindsay Lohan Haystack.com Profile
First bands seen: AWW…my brain hurts
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Life changing songs: All You Need Is Love, Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces, Blood Sugar Sex Magic, Blowin’ in the Wind, Casey Jones, Eyo for yayo, Help!, I’m No Angel, In Da Club, Midnight Rider
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Influences: Britney, Christina, Hillary Duff, Martha Stewart, Nicole Richie, Paris, Robert Downing Junior
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Guilty pleasure: Can’t say…they would send me back to rehab
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Things that keep you up at night: Handcuffs
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Fantasy band name: The Paparazzi Drivebys
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Elementary school(s): Why does my brain hurt so bad?
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Question(s) you’d like to ask your friends: Are you following me?
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Favorite books: The Bible (I found Jesus in Rehab), The South Beach Diet
There you have it boys and girls– this is truly the “LA-Story”…
Stevie Wilson
Suffolk County Community College is using the SUNY Learning Network (SLN) for the online courses. ALN is an Asynchronous Learning Network. The activities of online classes are the same as traditional classes — students read course materials, write papers, do research, and communicate with their instructors and fellow students. The only difference is that the class is held via the Internet.