Laugh A Lot on Thursday!
Here are 10 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Laugh A Lot on Thursday!
Here are 10 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Isn’t it hard to believe that Thanksgiving is this Thursday?
To get you in the mood for the festivities, here are 10 funny Thanksgiving quotations.
- Tomorrow is Thanksgiving! It’s the day you forget about all the fighting and division in the world and just focus on the fighting and division in your family.”
— Jimmy Fallon - “Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that everyday!’
‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’”
— Jim Gaffigan
3.“I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.”
— Stephen Colbert
4. “Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.”
— Michael Dresser
5“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.”
— P.J. O’Rourke
6 “Thanksgiving sucks where it is now. It’s too close to Christmas. We don’t need back-to-back holidays where we go home and sleep on a twin bed after mainlining gravy.”
— Seth Meyers
7.“It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.”
— Timothy Burke
8. “If you start drinking now, Thanksgiving could be a lot of fun.”
— Conan O’Brien
9. I like football. I find it’s an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”
— Craig Ferguson
10 “I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.
— Howie Mandel
Enjoy lots of laughs on Thursday,
Mark Schneider, Opyrus Legacy Director
Thank you to Mark Schneider for this great list of 10 funny Thanksgiving quotations.
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